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Angels - naked_biker
Once, a long, long time ago, a group of the younger angels in Heaven became weary of being goody-goodies, living pure, virtuous lives and doing nothing but play their harps the whole day.

Therefore they decided to descend to the world of men in human guise for a feast of unbridled decadence and debauchery to rid themselves of these urges for good, then return to serve their god once more.

God, of course, had seen this coming; he does see everything, after all (bear that in mind that the next time you're stealing underwear from your neighbour's washing line!) and thought it best to let them sow their wild oats.

The moment he gave permission, they packed their wings and haloes and caught the first rainbow to earth. Some say they arrived in Las Vegas, some Blackpool, others Ibiza; we'll never know now, since it's not recorded which issue of "The Lonely Planet Guide to The Mortal World" they had stolen from the public library.

What is without doubt is they had the most wonderful time,carousing, feasting,singing, dancing, fornicating, enjoying the "hospitality" of the earth girls, in return pleasuring them in so many ways the girls had never before imagined in their wildest dreams.

Eventually the angels (and girls!) were all fantasticallyand very happily sated, and the angels, their urges satisfied, returned to Heaven.

Naturally, for the mortal girls left behind in the world, there were certain consequences, and nine months later they gave birth to the most perfect, perfect, happy, talented, breathtakingly beautiful, children anyone had ever seen.

And, my friends, we are even now still lucky enough to see the descendants of the offspring of those unique, sublime, angelic couplings all around us in our daily lives,






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gillian16 From: gillian16 Date: December 22nd, 2007 11:01 pm (UTC) (Link)


Awwwww, shucks. *blushing*
naked_biker From: naked_biker Date: December 22nd, 2007 11:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: xo

Your blushes make you even MORE attractive (if that's even possible!)
dumpsterdiva From: dumpsterdiva Date: January 10th, 2008 04:11 am (UTC) (Link)

Awww...How sweet are you?

Just out of the shower....

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Just out of the Beauty Parlour...
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naked_biker From: naked_biker Date: January 10th, 2008 04:51 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Awww...How sweet are you?

WOW are those photos of YOU???????
You're just the ultimate HOTTNESS!!!!!
I had no remote idea you're a redhead (swooning!)
I just fell head-over-heels in lust!!!!!!!
dumpsterdiva From: dumpsterdiva Date: January 10th, 2008 05:24 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Awww...How sweet are you?

LOL! Of course they are of me, silly! Who else????

You are sweet with your compliments. Thank you. My daughter took the first one in front of her house with her phone - I had just showered and gotten ready to be driven to the airport to fly back home to AU.

The second one was taken after two hairdressers had straightened my hair at gunpoint. A few hours later it was a curly mess again. I like my hair just as it is. Sorta wild and sorta tickly...if you get what I mean.

My hair is really Auburn - it is red in the sunlight and reddish/brown inside the house. This colour runs in my family and I look just like my own Nana did at my age. She was a wonderful woman.

Lust, hey? I guess that's good.

naked_biker From: naked_biker Date: January 10th, 2008 05:51 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Awww...How sweet are you?

Oops our messages are flying past each other.

It's just too wonderful a coincidence to learn you're a red.

NO, I AM NOT being sweet with compliments; I mean EVERY word.
Not sure about the lust thing, just know I loved your sexy pics and hot bod, thought even better of you when I saw a little inside your mind on the blog, and now I know your THE most STUNNINGLY GORGEOUS redhead imaginable.
Let's just say I'm aching for you, and leave it there for now, hehe!

Yes, "wild" works for me EVERY time.

I guess you'd call mine auburn, when it was, now my head hair turned boring brown, my beard is a mixture of red and grey and white, sheesh, yet my pubes are still bright ginger ( I guess since that's my best feature I should be grateful, lol.)

I'm trying to find a way to send you a pic here, I didn't make use of this message facility more than a couple of times.
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